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thedailywhat:

Giant Bot of the Day: An Optimus Prime-alike heap of junk (10,108 pieces of junk, to be exact) towers 33 feet above passers-by near Beijing’s Olympic Park.
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thedailywhat:

Giant Bot of the Day: An Optimus Prime-alike heap of junk (10,108 pieces of junk, to be exact) towers 33 feet above passers-by near Beijing’s Olympic Park.

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Chuck Norris had to give up drinking when gas went over three dollars a gallon. 

Chuck Norris can break-dance on thin ice 

Chuck Norris Fact.

Chuck Norris was offered a part on the TV shoe Heroes, but he left after he found out it wasn’t a documentary. 

Chuck Norris’s Rice Krispies don’t say shit until he gives them the OK. 

Chuck Norris takes steroids, but only so that his balls will fit in his pants 

via citypaper.net

via citypaper.net

CIA Fact.

When international spies are given a “License to kill,” they are simply handed a picture of Chuck Norris 

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prettymess:

Danger Zone - Kenny Loggins

In his will, Chuck Norris has specified that if he dies, he will bury himself.